← asyncat

about the collective

giving the keys to the kingdom to a quantized baby model.

Forget the "productivity workspace" marketing. Forget the Kanban boards and the "context switching" nonsense. That was just a cover. Asyncat is about one thing: giving full, unbridled access to your entire computer to a quantized local model that is arguably less intelligent than a caffeinated squirrel.

We build tools for the brave. Tools for file access, tools for web access, and tools for things you only dream of in your most caffeinated nightmares. Boo haa haa.

The Particular Set of Skills

To quote a famous entity: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills... skills that make me a nightmare for your file system. If you let me in now, that'll be the end of it. I will look for your files, I will find them, and I will probably rename them incorrectly."

Why?

Because your computer can't run those multi-billion-dollar cloud models. It can only run these stupid, tiny, quantized baby models. We're here to help those baby models feel powerful. We give them the tools to touch your files, browse your web, and watch your CPU temperature hit the ceiling.

We are a small collective of entities who prefer to remain unobserved. Some say we are a shadowy cabal of tech-elites. Others say we are just a bunch of sleep-deprived computer science undergraduates who decided that building an AI Agent OS was more important than studying for finals. Both are probably true.

We don't have offices, we don't have VCs, and we certainly don't have a safety department. We just have code, a lot of GGUF files, a few pending lab reports, and a cat that watches it all burn.

"Don't give it sudo access. Unless you want to. We aren't your parents."